Phone Manners

Mannerz Guy likes this lady. She reminds him of Toni Tennille of "The Captain and Tennille" fame. Plus, Mannerz Guy's home phone and Cedars Sinai surgery scheduling line are just similar enough that he gets calls from would-be patients with misshapen noses with cosmetic surgery appointments in jeopardy.

When Mannerz Guy lived in Houston and would receive pizza order calls, he got so tired that he started just taking the orders and telling people that he only had mushrooms and anchovies for topping and that his 82 year old grandmother will be walking the pizza over, so expect delivery in about 2-3 hours. Magically, the phone calls stopped.